“They remember it because it comes from the era of Victory Auto Wreckers, Empire [Carpets], Peter Francis Geraci … those were commercials that everyone who grew up in Chicago remembers,” he said. “So it’s better recall than your normal recall would be on a standard p.a. announcement.” —Chicago Cubs won’t dump familiar jingle — chicagotribune.com
“A Cracker Queen is the best listener in the world, so she’ll hear her husband out and try to come to a resolution. But if it becomes apparent that he is doing her wrong, she has an age-old Cracker strategy: She burns his clothing and other possessions in the driveway.” —
I think I’m a Yankee Cracker Queen
“It’s remarkable how love can sometimes rot and decompose into cruelty.” —Why Men Don’t Call Back | The Frisky
“Vanderbilt University economist Kip Viscusi studied the net costs of smoking-related spending and savings and found that for every pack of cigarettes smoked, the country reaps a net cost savings of 32 cents.” —Fact check: Do smokers cost society money?
“6.) We know that many of you like to pretend that our butt holes are strictly for anal sex (and, if we’re lucky, some rimming), and that you don’t want to hear about our bowel movements. We wish you knew that we don’t give a shit, and that we will always talk about poop.” —Jezebel - 10 Things We Wish Guys Knew We Know - Cosmo