“Every time you ask for the ROI of Social Media, a kitten dies somewhere. It doesn’t mean anything to put a number on a conversation. Social Media is nothing new, we just used to call it….talking. If you believe that businesses are built on relationships, than it should be your duty to build relationships.”
More evidence that I’m too picky. I like that shit, tall, bold and kinda thick (strong’s just an added bonus. enough of the other stuff and I’m satisfied).
I spend way too much of my time trying to think of my perfect “I like my coffee like I like my men” analogy—one that accurately describes both preferences, which is tough because my preferences change. Like sometimes I want strong, bold, and tall. But sometimes it’s been so long since I’ve had any that I just run into the nearest deli and tell them I don’t care, just give me whatever’s sitting there.
Ironic that it’s on the awl.com?
Also, please note that “the lack of an email address” part is just editorial craftmanship. She’s not truly saying you need to have started your career pre-iPods to have a say — she’s saying you need to have some life experience under your belt. Hard. Work.
THANK YOU, DIANA.
You rationalize that the pint of Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream is actually a low-calorie alternative to the jar of peanut butter you really want to shovel down your gullet.
Wrote Long in the comments section:
Michelle, since stumbling onto your article during a narcissistic and regrettable search, I’ve been following and really enjoying your articles (and not to worry, not only the film-oriented ones — I now know better than to categorize you that way). Of course it’s difficult to read hurtful things about yourself (though my skin is getting thicker by the movie), it makes it a lot easier when the article is so eloquently composed and genuinely insightful. And there’s also considerable truth in what Vivien and Larry wrote (again, as damaging to the ego as it may be) — I did choose to put myself in that position, therefore relinquishing any immunity to attack — whether it’s about my acting or my face. I brought it up on Jimmy’s show because I thought it was somewhat amusing just HOW harsh it was (again, in a very well-articulated way) — and I meant what I said, it really did set the bar. I’ve heard a lot of negative things about myself over the years but rarely are they said with such a thoughtful and insightful tongue. Now I’ll be able to withstand more slings and arrows thanks to the armor of humility you’ve forged for me. Please know too, I’m in no way being sarcastic — the fact that I read this piece should be testament to that. Michelle, I never in my wildest dreams thought I’d get to be in one movie, let alone several over the course of the last ten years — never had any delusions of grandeur. I always wanted to be a theatre actor like my mom, always assuming the movie roles were relegated to the good looking people. Which is not to say my Mom’s not good looking — she’s beautiful (though clearly it’s all subjective — you are not a fan of our gene pool so you might not agree) — she just had kids and never got that “lucky break”. Then I started idolizing guys like Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman, Sam Rockwell, Woody Allen, and Philip Seymour Hoffman — I found myself relating (I hope you’re not wincing at my use of that word now) to them and formulating some wild fantasy of one day pursuing a career in movie acting — if guys that looked like that could do it, I thought, maybe this milky mook could role the dice. So while there’s no defense for my performance in the movie (everyone is obviously entitled to their opinion), I have to say, I’m surprised by the amount of stock you seem to invest in my looks. I absolutely agree with you too, I’d be hard-pressed to hold a candle to even a fraction of Drew’s beauty - in my humble opinion, she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. Is that a message you want to proliferate though? That people of higher aesthetic echelons should stick to their own? Maybe you’re frustrated because it so rarely works the other way — I don’t remember the last time I was asked to accept a female romantic lead who was “punching above her weight class” — though it does happen (I just don’t want to name names at the risk of offending — I leave that to the experts). I suppose if it were more commonplace though you, as a woman, wouldn’t be so offended and might have taken it a bit easier in pointing out the disparity of our looks in “going the distance”. Regardless, I really meant what I said about your writing — I love film too and I love reading about it — so keep up the good work and I’ll try to pick better projects (though I did love filming that one) but short of some reconstructive surgery, unfortunately there’s nothing I can do about my mug (blame god and/or my parents on that one). Take care and hopefully one day our paths will cross so I can compliment you in person. Until then, best wishes and be proud and confident in your role as a film critic — you’re a damn good one.
-Justin Long >ps I swear to god it’s me and I swear (as emphatically) that I’m not being sarcastic.
Pretty awesome that he took time out to write this.