Julie: Mummy, tell the police that they must be quick. People are dying here!
Mother: I’m working on it, Julie. The police are on their way. Dare you call me?
Julie: Tell the police that there is a madman running around and shooting people.
Julie: They must hurry!
Mother: The police know and they have had many calls. It is going well, Julie. Police are calling us.
now. Give us a sign of life every five minutes please?
Julie: We are in fear for our lives.
Mother: I understand that very well, my darling. Stay hidden, do not move anywhere! The police are already on their way, if they haven’t already arrived! Do you see anyone injured or killed?
Julie: We are hiding in the rocks along the coast.
Mother: Good! Should I ask your grandfather to come down and pick you up when everything is safe again? You have the option.
Mother: We will contact Grandpa immediately.
Julie: I love you even if I still misbehave from time to time.
Julie: And I’m not panicking even if I’m shit scared.
Mother: I know that, my darling. We love you too very much. Do you still hear shooting?
Mother: Have you heard anything from the other people from Troms? Grandpa is on his way down.
Julie: The police are here.
Mother: The person shooting is said to be in a police uniform. Be careful! What happens to you now?
Julie: We do not know.
Mother: Can you talk now?
Julie: No. He is still shooting!
Mother: Joergen has swum to the shore. I just spoke to his father. This is everywhere on the national news now, all attention on Utoya now. Be careful! When you get the chance, you come to the mainland and stay with Grandpa of Hamar.
Julie: I’m still alive.
Mother: And thanks and praise for that.
Julie: We are waiting to be picked up by the police. We heard shooting just now, so we dared not get up.
Mother: Good! Good, well done. The evacuation is now ongoing, they are saying on TV.
Julie: We hope we will be picked up by someone soon. Can they not catch him soon?
Mother: The anti-terrorism unit is there, and they are working on catching him.
Mother: Should we try to get the flight home tomorrow?
Julie: I have no time to think about that now.
Mother: I understand that.
Julie: Do you know if they have managed to catch him?
Mother: Will keep you posted, my darling. We are following everything on television.
Mother: Hey, are you there?
Julie: Yes. The helicopters are circling above us.
Mother: Then you should be OK?
Julie: They are looking for people in the water; we have not been picked up yet!
Julie: What are they saying in the news?
Mother: The police are also arriving by boat to Utoya, otherwise nothing new. It is not clear what’s happened to the shooter, so keep still. Wait for someone to pick you up.
Mother: Now they have taken him!
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I just got a Kindle and this was one of my first thoughts.
I’ve been picked-up based on the book I’m reading, I’ve started conversations based on what they’re reading, and it’s one of my favorite kinds of voyeurism.